The news in brief:
Nutella will kill us all
Pot calls kettle black
Fracking!
Ants are fucking cunts
Supermarket leads the fight against Skynet
Dogs not cut out for the rat race
Remember kids: it’s okay to make sweeping generalisations
about straight, white men…
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Clickbait is apparently news now
150,000 people think you’re full of shit
Apparently a dozen machine-gun wielding dudes in bright red
jackets are hard to spot
Bees will save us all
Grexit starting to get a bit Grexciting
Work drones! Work until you drop!
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Everyone loves a bargain but this is ridiculous
Study states the obvious: junk food is bad for you
Financial mishap
Economy a bit less shit
Sweden
finally has a proper word for fishing coins out of a spam purse
Nudes in brief: Rihanna
And finally: normally The
news in brief keeps its opinions to itself and where possible looks at
stories from a few different perspectives. However, stamping on a pregnant
woman and killing their baby is mother-fucking murder and we hope the scumbags
rot in jail/hell.
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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