The news in brief 14th June 2015

The news in brief celebrity special:

Stop the press: child enjoys playing outside

Parent caught parenting

“Shows of her slim figure?” more like “wears clothes whilst outside”

Paparazzi intrudes on romantic moment

Couple caught spending time together

Woman wears clothes appropriate for the weather

Some celebrities go outside – this is literally the whole story

Woman’s sexuality is somehow our business

“Puts on leggy display?” more like “woman pops to the shops and gets photographed”

Woman wears jacket

Woman wears gym clothes to the gym

Man wears beach clothes at the beach

Apparently outright eying people up is news now

Newspaper likes man’s clothes

Newspaper doesn’t like man’s clothes

Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Wild speculation

Newspaper tells celebrities (and by extension you) what they can and can’t wear

Man gets coffee

Man who clearly doesn’t want to be photographed is photographed

Why exactly are photographers stalking a 16-year-old girl?

Whilst we’re on it: why is a newspaper putting pictures of a minor on the Internet?

Nudes in brief: Justin Bieber

And finally: woman wears dress

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