The news in brief:
 
Fiiiiiiight! 
Child likes to play dress up - church group surprises no one 
Straight couples continue to destroys the sanctity of marriage  
Study suggests you don’t need to shower every day 
Ships do fairly unremarkable ship stuff 
Scaremongering headlines 
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace 
Statistics suggest we're all pretty fucking bigoted 
People object to stealth religion in foods 
It’s not all bad news - miracle recovery 
Man learns it is not okay to be a cunt on the Internet 
Outrage: MP claims for legitimate business expense  
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount  
Labelling five-year-olds is probably a Bad Idea 
300 missing girls NOW still less relevant than 1 missing girl 7 years ago 
Judge has last laugh 
Customers are not always right (sometimes they are dirty, blackmailing thieves) 
Man likes chicken a bit too much
Science is totally fucking wicked 
Ignorance apparently an excuse now?! 
U.F.O probably not aliens
Firenado!!!! 
Blurry footage probably not time travelling space-man 
Nudes in brief: Harry Styles
Diana Watch 2014: still ‘dead’ 
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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