The news in brief:
Outrage: pop music a bit raunchy
Russia
situation still pretty hairy
No shit: radioactive material is bad for you
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Bureaucracy: 1, human decency: 0
Political party not too sure about the definition of
‘freedom’
Condoms are not food
Science is pretty fucking awesome
Bruise looks a bit like an angel
Mole is pretty fucking ugly
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Man knows how to dad
14 lane motorway!!!!!
Supermarkets should probably tell us if there’s stealth
religion in our food
Political party wants to make us all slaves – people too
lazy to read manifestos
Nudes in brief: Dita Von Teese
Looks like we’re going to have some weather
Buffaloes beat up lions
Health and fucking safety
Mobile phones will kill us all!
Newspaper gives us its not-so-subtle opinion on equality
Study states the obvious: keeping fit and healthy is good
for you
Pope welcomes our Martian brethren to the Catholic church
Diana Watch 2014: still pretty dead
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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