The news in brief:
Promises sound too good to be true
News outlets struggle with the word ‘allegedly’
Nasa states the obvious
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Giant snake!
The North East is pretty shit, like
Old couple plan to do each other in
People like biscuits
Rubbish TV show to finally end
North East not that bad
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Miracle baby!
Study states the obvious – beer makes people attractive
Pavement actually pretty obvious
Blurry shape probably not aliens
Burkha ownership not at all relevant to story
DJ probably not responsible for 1932
Toothpaste will kill us all
Woman walks on beach
Woman has legs
Family caught spending time together
People go to a party
Woman wears dress
Shock: Pregnant woman has a bump
Mystery package is none of our business
Nudes in brief: Jessica Alba, Avril Lavigne
Outrage: woman holds hands with her girlfriend
Brother’s clothes apparently not noteworthy
Man imbibes fluid
Paparazzi catches woman wearing sensible shoes
Speculation about soap opera plot is NOT news
Woman wears dress
Diana Watch 2014: really sure she’s pretty fucking dead
Reading the news, and
the not news, so you don’t have to…
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