The news in brief 18th May 2014

The news in brief celebrity special:

BAFTAs less about the British Academy of Film and Television Arts and more about who’s wearing what:

Woman wears silvery dress with fishy bit  

Woman wears white dress with sparkly bits  

Woman wears white dress without sparkly bits  

Woman wears black dress

Woman wears red dress

Woman wears sort-of-dotty dress

Woman wears a different black dress

Woman wears another black dress with grey bits  

Woman wears white and black dress

Woman wears black dress with a jacket  

Woman wears blue dress

Woman wears strips of material posing as a dress  

Editor – god forbid they were in some films or something…

Meanwhile: newspaper doesn’t like singer’s clothes

Woman wears appropriate outfit

Newspaper parades teenage girl like cattle

Man ties hair back whilst doing sports

Actress has the audacity to go out NOT looking glamorous

Celebrity wears casual clothes

Paparazzi catches TV personality putting petrol in her car

Person updates social media

Nudes in brief: Billie Piper

Shock: consenting adult couple have like, totally done it

Diana Watch 2014: still ‘dead’

Reading the news so you don’t have to…