The news in brief:
Cynicism increases chances of dementia - The news in brief team somewhat concerned
Psychic Vampires are apparently a thing now
You can fix anything with lasers
Arsehole law continues to treat human beings like shit
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Study states the obvious: parents should set a good example to their kids
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Newsflash: cigarettes are bad for you
UK still a nation of fatties
Watching too much pornography makes men think less good
People stop watching shit TV show
Nudes in brief: Scout Willis
Russia/Ukraine situation still ‘very hairy’
PM suggests stoning people to death is a ‘Very Bad Idea’
Medieval morality’s bodycount continues to mount
Thousands gather for decent human being’s funeral
Technical fault leads to incurable case of vertigo
Secret-keepers decide the public can have the gist of the truth
Lying filthy fuck-face found guilty of being a dirty lying fuck-faced bell-end
Customer services tells it like it is
North Korea ‘not as shit as you think’
Aliens probably not invading Solihull
French master the art of back-heeling
Diana Watch 2014: ‘still dead’
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