The news in brief:
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Thursday, 31 October 2013
Wednesday, 30 October 2013
The news in brief 30th October 2013
The news in brief:
Diana Watch Day 51: SHE SPEAKS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!!
How can I top that?
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Diana Watch Day 51: SHE SPEAKS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!!
How can I top that?
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Tuesday, 29 October 2013
The news in brief 29th October 2013
The news in brief::
Bit of pot / kettle in high places
Size 12 is apparently 'plus-sized' now
Woman wears trousers
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Singer may or may not have a new boyfriend
Actress wears coat
Kung-fu pensioner
Deplorable fuckends: 6
Celebrity drinks a milkshake!
Misleading headline belittles family tragedy
Diana Watch, day 50: still 'dead'
English still terribly English
The future is literally shit!
Undercover cops should probably stop fucking suspects
Unmanned drone heroically bombs target
Genuine line of enquiry 'libel' now
Bunch of pensioners' opinion is apparently news
Website states the obvious
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Bit of pot / kettle in high places
Size 12 is apparently 'plus-sized' now
Woman wears trousers
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Singer may or may not have a new boyfriend
Actress wears coat
Kung-fu pensioner
Deplorable fuckends: 6
Celebrity drinks a milkshake!
Misleading headline belittles family tragedy
Diana Watch, day 50: still 'dead'
English still terribly English
The future is literally shit!
Undercover cops should probably stop fucking suspects
Unmanned drone heroically bombs target
Genuine line of enquiry 'libel' now
Bunch of pensioners' opinion is apparently news
Website states the obvious
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Monday, 28 October 2013
The news in brief 28th October 2013
The news in brief:
4 confirmed fatalities
Homes destroyed
625,000 families without power
Twitter users crack jokes about it
US a bit red-faced
Deplorable shitcunts: 8
Diana Watch, day 49: 'pretty sure she's dead'
Man 'fucking stupid'
Thing cost more in other countries
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Opinion piece states the obvious
News website reads our Terms and Conditions for us
Celebrity's jumper rides up a bit
Mediocre TV show gets a reboot
PM states the obvious
Singer doesn't wear make up
Newspaper's love affair with Aldi continues
Woman apparently not entitled to her opinion
Drugs are bad for you
Things cost less in other countries
Family break up our business now
Think tanks states the obvious
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4 confirmed fatalities
Homes destroyed
625,000 families without power
Twitter users crack jokes about it
US a bit red-faced
Deplorable shitcunts: 8
Diana Watch, day 49: 'pretty sure she's dead'
Man 'fucking stupid'
Thing cost more in other countries
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Opinion piece states the obvious
News website reads our Terms and Conditions for us
Celebrity's jumper rides up a bit
Mediocre TV show gets a reboot
PM states the obvious
Singer doesn't wear make up
Newspaper's love affair with Aldi continues
Woman apparently not entitled to her opinion
Drugs are bad for you
Things cost less in other countries
Family break up our business now
Think tanks states the obvious
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Sunday, 27 October 2013
The news in brief 27th October 2013:
The news in brief celebrity special:
No-one injured in minor prang
Newly engaged woman shows off ring
Family exercises together
Man and woman may or may not be couple
Family takes a holiday
News reader did something legal years ago
Woman wears dress
Professional saucepot whores it up again
Pregnant couple excited
Stop the press: two women who know each other go to same party
Woman does not live up to newspaper's narrow definition of beauty
Older woman does live up to newspaper's narrow definition of beauty
Man has muscles
Man goes to work
Shock: Paparazzi photographs celebrity wearing scruffy clothes
Little boy wears superhero tee-shirt
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No-one injured in minor prang
Newly engaged woman shows off ring
Family exercises together
Man and woman may or may not be couple
Family takes a holiday
News reader did something legal years ago
Woman wears dress
Professional saucepot whores it up again
Pregnant couple excited
Stop the press: two women who know each other go to same party
Woman does not live up to newspaper's narrow definition of beauty
Older woman does live up to newspaper's narrow definition of beauty
Man has muscles
Man goes to work
Shock: Paparazzi photographs celebrity wearing scruffy clothes
Little boy wears superhero tee-shirt
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The news in brief 26th October 2013
The news in brief how-cute-are-they special:
Baby ducklings play on a water slide
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Baby ducklings play on a water slide
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