The news in brief::
Bit of pot / kettle in high places
Size 12 is apparently 'plus-sized' now
Woman wears trousers
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Singer may or may not have a new boyfriend
Actress wears coat
Kung-fu pensioner
Deplorable fuckends: 6
Celebrity drinks a milkshake!
Misleading headline belittles family tragedy
Diana Watch, day 50: still 'dead'
English still terribly English
The future is literally shit!
Undercover cops should probably stop fucking suspects
Unmanned drone heroically bombs target
Genuine line of enquiry 'libel' now
Bunch of pensioners' opinion is apparently news
Website states the obvious
Reading the news so you don't have to....
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