The news in brief 30th September 2013

The news in brief:

Government doesn't think about the logistics

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Environmentalist states the obvious

US senate doesn't like healthcare

Newspaper claims we're all outraged; no-one asked me

Hilarious/unfortunately placed poster

Diana Watch, day 22: 'still dead'

36 year-old is apparently still a child

Family values dogs over roof

Actor stars in film

Man promises to do his job properly

Older guy looks quite young 

Moon stolen

Couple have sex in a really fucking stupid place

Speed limit to change to what we're all doing anyway

Avoiding incest? There's an app for that!

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Breaking news

Breaking news: outrage at hilariously placed poster

The news in brief 29th September 2013

The news in brief celebrity special:

Woman does yoga

Celebrity eats meal

Woman wears dress

Paparazzi invade family day out

Couple does activity together

Actress takes day off

Woman has figure

Man does job

Relationship breakdown is apparently our business

Man plays football

Mother and daughter wear similar jeans

Woman has legs

Singer glorifies drug use

Dance contestant practices dancing

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The news in brief 28th September 2013

The news in brief we-expect-better-than-this special:

Globally renowned multi-million pound newspaper doesn't spell check headlines on its own homepage

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The news in brief 27th September 2013

The news in brief:


Suspected murderers in not guilty shocker

Baby to be christened

Global Warming: science pretty sure humans are to blame

Religions bodycount continues to mount

Old lady enjoyed lunch

Slow news day: keyboard short cuts

New bank!

Report states the obvious

Pond eats another car

Supermarket recalls another hilarious/offensive product

Model punches protester

Newspaper wants us to hate benefits claimants

Diana watch, day 19: no Diana stories anywhere (but likely still dead)

Pregnant woman goes outside

Paparazzi invades privacy

Celebrity eats hamburger

Jury hears both sides of the story and makes decision

Newspaper headline only tells half the story

Nobody cares about Badgers or Fracking



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The news in brief 26th September 2013

The news in brief:

Castle is quite nice

Nuclear weapons are Very Bad Things

Halloween costume causes upset

Bill Gates apologises for 3-fingered salute

Newspaper sensationalises tragedy

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

News doesn't care about Syria any more

Or Fracking

Or Badgers

BBC viewers up in arms about insignificant trivialities

Nazis still evil

Commuter acts like prick on public transport

Supermassive blackhole might do something one day

Lightsabres make long overdue move from fiction to fact

People still smoke

Man grows new nose on forehead

Catwalk models wears outrageous clothes

Woman wears denim

Diana Watch, day 18: 'still dead'

Hero dog

Another banking bungle

Girl meets boy

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The news in brief 25th September 2013

The news in brief:

Newspapers exploit grief

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Detectives are detecting, nothing to report

Plea bargain girls asked to prove it

Baby pandas

Diana Watch, day 17: 'still dead'

Baboons like boobs

Radio 2 listeners have no sense of humour

Woman quits job

Fish isn't good for your brain

HORSES ARE EVIL!

Seizing land might be a bit Stalin-y 

US Senator ace at multitasking

Woman wears dress

Strike uneventful

Politician angry at policies he put put in place

Industry specialist suggest they know about their industry

Colleagues go out for dinner

Greenpeace clearly not pirates

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