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Thursday, 3 October 2013

The news in brief 3rd October 2013

The news in brief:
Nothing compares 2 Unsolicited advice

Fry ups cause babies

The Internet is full of porn and pictures of kittens

Diana Watch, day 25: still 'dead'

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

UK forgets about Syria, fracking and badger culls as lottery price doubles

Students are mucky pups

Newspaper says sorry

US government still closed, please leave any packages with Canada...

Driver overreacts to fairly minor event

Supermarket in bother for keeping security room locked

Pound shop sells useless tat

Sleep is bad for you

Family tragedy is apparently news now

Public outraged by sound medical advice

Woman wears dress

Family breakup is apparently our business now

Newspaper slams very talented singer for her clothes

Actors act in film  

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Breaking news

Breaking news: nothing compares 2 Unsolicited advice

Wednesday, 2 October 2013

The news in brief 2nd October 2013

The news in brief:

60-year-old diary entry suddenly relevant

Jibes about dead parents apparently count as politics now

Newspaper forgets its Nazi origins

Popular newspaper doesn't understand the association fallacy.

Conservatives promise economic ruin for all

Baby tiger!

US government still closed

700,000 families still up shit creek

Brits and Canadians baffled

Diana Watch, day  24: 'still dead'

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Extremist group lowers its entry requirements

Exercise is good for you

Anecdotal evidence is apparently news now     

Demure suit is deemed a bit racy

Breakfast is good for you

Woman wears belt more than once

Paparazzi invade family day out - and judges mum's clothes

Miley Cyrus might be part snake 

Dinosaur Erotica is a thing now

Woman wears dress

Man's paternity questioned

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Tuesday, 1 October 2013

The news in brief 1st October 2013

The news in brief:

Great British public wants change, just so long as it's not them who has to change

World confused by baffling US system

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Man doesn't have cancer

Anything other than 9 to 5 is a bit too much like hard work

Conflict continues in Syria, no-one cares as Western nation has tiff

Sweden is just great

'Pantomime villain' upset that he wasn't taken seriously

Fictional character may be killed off

Couples split costs

Robot can do Rubik's cube really fast

Opinion: Belgium a bit keen with the euthanasia

Hoovering is bad for you

Diana Watch, day 23: 'still dead'

Compost is bad for you

Family tragedy is apparently our business

Man who doesn't buy something has no idea how much that thing costs...

Opinion: Baby factories are a very bad thing

DIY is bad for you

We're gonna have some weather

Woman wears dress

Paparazzi intrude on family holiday

Men look good in suits

Single person goes out


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