This week’s celebrity news in brief :
Breaking news: woman trusts husband
Woman updates social media
Baby pictures are somehow news
Cleavage is not news
Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty
Woman does job
Woman wears dress
Newspaper still obsessed with minor
Wild speculation about teenage romance
It's still fucking weird to take photos of other people's kids and put them on the Internet
Woman fails to conform to media's narrow definition of beauty
Woman wears bikini
Man wears hat
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Woman wears jacket
Stop the press: woman has legs
Nipples still aren't news
Nudes in brief: Ronnie Woods’ unnamed bikini-clad fan
So... it's okay to photograph an anonymous woman’s arse and put that on the Internet?!
And finally: attention-seeking hyper-bitch shows her human side
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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