Today’s news in brief:
Scientists shit themselves with excitement
Not to cause a panic, but people are stockpiling gold
Economists brace for a shit storm
Newspaper determined to start war with Russia
Man is really very sorry, honest
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Naked man tries to fight cars…
Chicken is totally romantic
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Man makes a fuckload of money
Scientists working on bond-villain megaweapon
Bureaucrats forget how to person
Mad suggestion that crimes should be investigated properly
Britain to stop using dark sorcery when making new laws
He's not the Prime Minister, he's a very naughty boy
Man goes ahead with plan to fuck us all
Pro tip: doctors already work pretty damned hard
Nudes in brief: Blac Chyna
And finally: baby turtle is fucking adorable
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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