Today’s news in brief:
Athlete is a gigantic asshole
Rapper has apparently never heard of Kickstarter
Wild speculation presented as fact
Perhaps the lady doth protest too much
Politician may have been fudging the numbers
Assholes reporting tragedy are the same assholes saying we can't do anything about it...
Sportswear demolishes homophobic fuckwedges
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Superstitious nutjobs forget how to person
Model doesn't give a fuck about society's narrow definition of beauty
Skynet will kill us all
Economy officially fucked
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Snows in North East: nobody bats an eyelid
Threat of possible snow in London: stop the presses!
Pro tip: don't fuck about with lasers
Study states the obvious: hugs are nice
Study states the less-than-obvious: choirs are good for you
Nudes in brief: Chrissy Teigan
And finally: little boy show us that not all human beings are irredeemable tossers
Reading the news so you don’t have to...
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