Today’s news in brief:
Product placement isn’t news (even if it’s jolly festive)
We’re still having some weather
Surprise, surprise it all comes down to oil…
e-readers killed the paperback star
Economy still pretty shit
Country has pretty neat idea (but it probably won’t catch
on)
Pro tip: don’t take toy bombs onto planes
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Want to overthrow western democracy? There’s an app for that
Ad campaign kinda misses the point
Shop forgets how to capitalism
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Man’s shed is better than yours
People act like cunts on the Internet
River eats bridge #badflood
Waterfall returns from beyond the grave #goodflood
Newspaper scrapes the bottom of the barrel for news
Other newspaper reports newspaper scraping the bottom of the
barrel for news
Satirical news blog points out other newspaper reporting newspaper
scraping the bottom of the barrel for news
Stars in their bras: Selena Gomez
And finally: shopping centre Santa gets it absolutely right
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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