This week's celebrity news in brief:
Game Show results inexplicably news
Wardrobe malfunction
Woman wears dress
Newspaper approves of woman’s clothes
Stop the press: woman not wearing a bra
Woman has legs
Cleavage is not news
Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty
Newspaper doesn’t like woman’s clothes
Pregnant woman looks a bit pregnant
Man wears hat
Celebrity breakup somehow our business
Woman updates social media
Parent caught parenting
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Woman dresses appropriately for the weather
Pro tip assholes: James Corden probably isn’t ‘playing' the doting dad…
Stars in the bras: Paris Hilton
And finally: after approximately 40 weeks of gestation, pregnant woman gives birth
Reading the news so you don't have to…
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