The news in brief:
Post somewhat delayed
People care more about new football season than typhoon
victims
Calais
still a bit Children-of-Men-ish
Bullet-proof bra saves woman
Sharks will kill us all!
Presidential candidate continues his mission to offend
everyone
England
inexplicably wins the ashes
Stop the press: rain ruins a family holiday
Economy still a bit shit
Politicians can’t agree what’s good for the nation
Pro tip: stop telling woman what to do with their bodies
Weather entirely seasonal
Product placement still isn’t news
Study states the obvious: coughs and sneezes spread diseases
People fucking hate cold callers
Humans choose compassion over revenge
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Government accused of some pretty shady shit
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Nudes in brief: random women in bikinis (how else can you
tell it’s hot out?)
And finally: supermarket hero saves baby girl
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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