The news in brief:
Sorry for the lack of post on Friday. For those of you who
know us in real life, I’m suffering from some pretty epic toothache and I’m
counting down the seconds until the dentist opens at 8:00am Monday morning. It
hurt too much to concentrate and even at my best I’d struggle to find something
funny to say about North Korea
threatening to annihilate mankind, deadly plane crashes and some arsehole
trying to shoot up a train in France…
We did ask the Summary Squirrel to fill in for me, but he
said he was busy and when I last saw him he was reading ‘dentistry for dummies’
and buying a second-hand circular saw on eBay.
Without further ado, here’s this week’s celebrity special:
Woman fails to conform to media’s narrow definition of
beauty
Shape-shaming is not news
Newspaper indulges in a little bit of cyberbullying
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Sideboob!
Woman wears bikini
Woman updates social media
Paparazzi intrudes on woman’s day off
Pregnant woman looks a bit pregnant
Couple goes outside together
Breaking news: woman’s shirt doesn’t quite meet her
waistband
Woman caught not wearing make-up
Photographer catches parent spending time with child
Woman wears dress
Woman pops to the shops
Stop the press: actress wears comfortable clothes on hot day
Man walks dog
Woman caught wearing gym clothes whilst exercising
Newspaper feels justified in saying mean things about a
woman who looks twenty years older than she did twenty years ago…
Nudes in brief: Miranda Kerr
And finally: We love you, Jim. No-one will ever, ever, beat
a bit of bully!
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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