The news in brief: 
Sorry for the lack of post yesterday – the news was still
dominated by the senseless killing of two journalists live on TV and there’s nothing
funny at all about that. As always, our thoughts and wishes are with the
friends and family left behind.
Breaking news: making people worse doesn’t make them better 
Rich people can afford better shit 
Slow news day? Newspaper plays with Google Maps 
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace 
Pro tip: ‘migrant’ and ‘refugee’ do NOT mean the same thing 
Economy looks a bit shit 
Entirely seasonal weather forecast this weekend 
Study states the obvious: people will use their cars to go
places this weekend 
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount 
Mind that segue! 
Newspaper not at all biased 
Study states the even more obvious: Goths are more likely to
be depressed 
Nazi gold story gets even more Indiana Jones-y 
Cash in the attic (well, floor actually) 
Woman fails to conform to media’s narrow definition of beau…
wait, what day it?! 
Journalist harass mother for no good reason 
Cat pictures?! It really is a slow news day isn’t it? 
Learner driver has a pretty fucking bad day 
Thing that the Daily Mail say will give you cancer #1567:
babies 
Nudes in brief: Karrueche Tran 
And finally: it has been a proper slow news day today, and
if the real journalists aren’t going to put the effort in, then we’re sure as
shit aren’t going to bother! See you Sunday! 
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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