The news in brief
celebrity special:
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Sports star has the audacity to go outside
Man and woman caught parenting
Man acts like a prick in public
Scandal: man has hair cut
Celebrity voted off of reality TV show
Woman caught going outside
Woman wears dress
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Newspaper approves of woman’s coat
Outrage: actress caught in possession of a vagina
Woman has legs
Mother and daughter’s clothes are nothing alike
Woman wears hat
Singer does bear a passing resemblance to Michael Jackson…
kinda
Woman is (allegedly) as thick as mince
Stop the press: woman has luggage AT THE AIRPORT!
Dress only faintly translucent – and why is this news
anyway?!
Shock: woman wears comfortable clothes
Woman has new boyfriend… why exactly do we need a picture of
her wet and in a bikini for this?!
Nudes in brief: Chloe-Jasmine Whichello
Woman’s sex life is none of our business
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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