The news in brief 14th October 2014

The news in brief:

Fracking is back – and it will kill us all!

Texas confuses woman’s knickers for a tree or lake or pretty sunset

The news in brief is basically never getting on an aeroplane again

Website confuses product placement for news

Terrifying clowns are terrifying

Giant crab probably hasn’t come to enslave humanity (and is probably a hoax)

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Ebola!

Study suggests we were the 1% all along…

Pro tip: when you’re burgling someone – don’t stop for a nap

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Newsflash: too much sugar and caffeine is bad for you

Attention-seeking hyper-bitch mark II strikes again

Relax: everyone’s first day is a total fuck up…  

For once the ‘ghost’ caught on camera is pretty convincing

Aluminium will kill us all!

Bureaucracy: 1; human decency: 0

Burger and chips IN SPACE!

Nudes in brief: Helena Vestergaard

And finally:  man is in love with his cars (gotta feel for his automobiles)

Reading the news so you don’t have to…