The news in brief:
Earth’s magnetic field will kill us all!
Pressure group suggests we don’t actually need to wear
rabbits
Product placement masquerading as news
Artists suggests that women are people too
Woman sells house
Actor has hobby – why exactly is this news?!
Crocodile at large in Plymouth
Giant crab still inexplicably making headlines
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Bodily functions are not news
Netherlands
lets biker gang go to war
Economy a bit less shit
Maybe supporting a healthy work / life balance might be
better than freezing eggs… just saying
Everyone stand down – the crocodile was just an inflatable!
Giant crab still not available for comment
Ebola!
Bono is really, really sorry
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Man didn’t read his terms and conditions – and it was
fucking awesome!
Mad suggestions that disabled people have the same rights as
everyone else
School doesn’t let kids use the bathroom – unless they have
a doctor’s note
Nudes in brief: Abbey Clancy
And finally: Puddle eats car
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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