The news in brief 29th October 2014

The news in brief:

Houston had a problem

Outsourcing is not always a good idea

By that argument, you should be lobbying Disney to make a blind princess and a deaf princess and a diabetic princess and a bipolar princess and a depressed princess and a transgender princess and an amputee princess and a princess with eczema and a princess with heterochromia and a wheat intolerant princess and…

Milk will kill us all!

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

The tragic loss of life almost secondary to the fact it happened near PM’s kid’s school

Politicians act like pricks

Stop the press: culture is not just about theatre, ballet and shit

Skate park is totally rad

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

News reader takes shit for making a pretty valid point (the exact same point she made last year too…)

Is it too much to ask for two groups to just live in fucking peace?

Pro tip: when preparing to do an armed robbery – don’t do it in front of a CCTV camera

ITV confirms dog named after Greek goddess, not terrorist group

Supermarket has been very naughty (maybe)

Ironically, the biggest scaremongering shit-rag of them all runs article about how public’s perception of jobs, teenage pregnancy and immigration are a lot worse than they really are…

Headteacher forgets how to person

Economy a bit less shit

Seriously people: breastfeeding is neither offensive nor shocking

Nudes in briefs: Tulisa Contostavlos

And finally:  fish takes down cat

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