Today’s news in
brief:
A nation decided
A nation divided
Voter “didn’t realise it was serious”
Dummies spat
Man quits
Politician surprises no-one
Insensitive cunt has suspiciously short memory
Whole island community pretty hacked off
Economy totally fucked
“Thank Christ we used a pen” says exit voters
Article 50 not the same as General Order 66
Scotland demands a recount
David Dimbleby confirmed as unstoppable perpetual motion
machine
In other news: religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Insufferable git makes an appearance
Breaking news: woman’s vagina not actually public property
Study states the obvious: Scots seldom walk 500 miles (even
fewer walk 500 more)
Nudes in brief: Leah Michelle
And finally: There was no Beadle...
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