Today’s (and a bit of
yesterday’s) news in brief:
Tributes continue to pour in for life cut tragically short
Bob Geldof’s is bigger than Nigel Farage’s
Sun has the best headline of all time. Of all time.
Usual spite-trumpets don’t waste any time
Either EU budget uses non-linear quantum un-numbers, or *someone’s*
full of shit
Chicken wings seemed like a good idea at the time
Politician probably ‘just tired and showing off’
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Politician goes full Hitler
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Teacher forgets how to person
Bigots caught bigotting
Medieval justice system surprises no-one
Asshole fans spoil it for everyone
At this stage we’re pretty sure guns *do* kill people
Lady Penelope’s new car puts Parker out of a job
Study states the obvious: holidays help reduce work-related
stress
Nudes in brief: Laura Carter
And finally: millionaire has better birthday party than
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