This week’s celebrity
news in brief:
Friends go outside together
Woman wears hat
Man wears jacket
Woman updates social media
People act like twats on the Internet
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Life imitates art
Fucking on the telly ‘generally not a good idea.’
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Woman dresses appropriately for the weather
Cleavage is NOT news
Man conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Midriff is NOT news
Breaking news: woman wears sunglasses
Woman photographed going outside
Pro tip: it’s not a ‘public’ display of affection if you
have to use a long lens
Quick question: how is this not stalking
Nudes in brief: Ashleigh Deftly
And finally: a brilliant young ensign boldly goes far too
soon
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