It still feels pretty uncomfortable to make
current-affairs-based gags, in light of the tragedy in Orlando, but if we let
monsters change who we are and what we do, then they win. So as a community
picks up the pieces, and loved ones wait for news, whilst vainglorious hate
trumpets use the dead and the injured to score political points, let’s review this week’s celebrity news in brief:
Pregnant woman looks pregnant
Woman updates social media
Side boobs are not news
Woman wears hat
Queen totally loves the lime
Breaking news: woman paid for racy photoshoots has racy
photoshoot
People clearly don’t want to watch people humping
Bigot doesn’t understand what cameras are for
Paparazzi intrudes on private moment
Woman has the audacity to not smile all the time
Complainers less bothered when it’s two chicks...
Stop the press: woman has legs
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Cleavage!
More cleavage!
Even more cleavage!!
Couple’s emotional issues inexplicably our business
Nudes in brief: Demi Rose Mawby
And finally: publishing pictures of other people’s kids is
still fucking weird
Reading the new so
you don’t have to...
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