The news in brief 5th July 2015

The news in brief celebrity special:

Child gets christened

People look quite perky at family gathering

Photographer takes pictures of a two year old

Two outfits are a little bit similar

Woman wears dress

Woman wears hat

Wild speculation about family dynamics

Breaking news: friends’ kids spend time together

Paparazzi intrudes on family day out

Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Woman updates social media

Newspaper likes woman’s clothes. Man’s clothes not worthy of comment

Couple caught holding hands in public!

Stop the press: people wear loose fitting clothes during heat wave

Woman pops to the shops (and has her body appraised by a national newspaper, and her photograph taken by a photographer with a long lens shared on the Internet, and just for good measure they take a picture of her ten-year old daughter as well. How exactly is this in the public interest?!)

Paparazzi intrudes on perfectly unremarkable family gathering

Woman wears bikini

“Woman shows off her petit figure” more like “Woman goes outside dressed for the heat”  

Wardrobe malfunction (do people just follow celebrity woman around with cameras poised just in case an errant gust of wind accidently flashes a bit of knicker…?)

Just putting it out there, but taking a picture of two people you don’t know kissing is actually a little bit weird…

Nudes in brief: Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend… she does actually have a name, but apparently it’s not worth including in the headline

Diana Watch 2015: christening inexplicably twisted back to Diana

Reading the news so you don’t have to…