The news in brief 12th July 2015

The news in brief: 

The last day of the Summary Squirrel's guest week, and just like we always do do, he's going to give us an in-depth analysis of the shit-stirring, speculative, misogynistic, lowest-common-denominator horseshit that masquerades as 'celebrity' 'news...'

Back to normal next week. The Summary Squirrel will be squished under a Wellington boot back on Wednesday with his usual analysis of the week's most important issues. 

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