The news in brief
PM suggests keeping promises might be a good idea
Hero dog gets medal
HS2 will solve all of our problems
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Political party probably regrets having free-post address
HS2 will kill us all
Mums know best
Updating Facebook whilst driving is a very bad idea
Planned change announced well in advance
News doesn’t want anyone to be happy
Remember: cyber-bullying is okay if you’re a news outlet and
you’re picking on a celebrity
Pretty convincing UFO…
Google comes one step closer to unleashing SkyNet
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Plane still missing
Economy not quite as shit
Bins to be emptied every three weeks?!
Nudes in brief: Charlotte Crosby
Swooning women everywhere have forgotten Batman and Robin
3 surprises in 1!
Cast announced a long time ago, far, far away
People sure do like coffee
Study states the obvious: being horrible to kids is a very
bad idea
Diana Watch 2014: still dead
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
No comments:
Post a Comment