The news in brief
celebrity special
Two women wore the same dress (not at the same time)
Woman not going to wedding
Actor does job
Woman wears skirt
Singer eats dinner
Couple likes each other
Woman has legs
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Woman wears dress
Man’s rather natty suit apparently not worthy of comment
Woman dares to go outside without make up
Family eats dinner
Man fails to live up to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Remember – snide comments about people’s appearance is okay
if you’re a newspaper
Woman wears dress
Man conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Paparazzi catch mother spending time with child
Actress caught not
smiling – cue wild speculation about her marriage
Maybe she was pissed
off at photographers following her and journalists making comments about her
husband’s hair – the editor
Newspaper doesn’t like model’s trousers
He’ll be back
Nudes in brief: Ferne McCann
Woman nervous about starting new job
Diana Watch 2014: must admit we dropped the ball on this one…
will update again tomorrow
Reading the ‘news’ so
you don’t have to…
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