The news in brief:
People are mindless slaves to
fashion
Details of funeral – which has
nothing to do with you – revealed
Public figure present at
their occasion
Bullying is always wrong
Boba fucking Fett!
Misleading headline
Sexually active, consenting adult
has like, totally done it…
Island probably not actually haunted
Shock: wife makes
good-natured joke about husband
Religion’s bodycount
continues to mount
Statistically likely phenomena
found
Probably not the Loch Ness
Monster
Man’s inhumanity to man
continues apace
Toddler shops parents
Pee-on-a-stick Parties are apparently
a thing
Centipede’s inhumanity to
snakes continues apace
News outlet indulges in a bit
of cyber bullying
Russia situation remains ‘fucking hairy’
Animal abuse rife in middle
class suburbia
Sad news: check yourselves
boys
Nudes in brief: Millie Mackintosh
Study suggests what Paula
Abdul and DJ Skat Cat have been telling us for years
Science is fucking amazing
Extreme overreaction to small
problem
Chilling similarities to our
terrible past – here’s hoping its tabloid bullshit (BBC says it is)
Ghost car? Or just, you know,
angles?!
Ape uses fire (you maniacs,
damn you all to hell!)
Diana Watch 2014: ‘still dead’
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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