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Thursday, 31 October 2013
Wednesday, 30 October 2013
The news in brief 30th October 2013
The news in brief:
Diana Watch Day 51: SHE SPEAKS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!!
How can I top that?
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Diana Watch Day 51: SHE SPEAKS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!!
How can I top that?
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Tuesday, 29 October 2013
The news in brief 29th October 2013
The news in brief::
Bit of pot / kettle in high places
Size 12 is apparently 'plus-sized' now
Woman wears trousers
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Singer may or may not have a new boyfriend
Actress wears coat
Kung-fu pensioner
Deplorable fuckends: 6
Celebrity drinks a milkshake!
Misleading headline belittles family tragedy
Diana Watch, day 50: still 'dead'
English still terribly English
The future is literally shit!
Undercover cops should probably stop fucking suspects
Unmanned drone heroically bombs target
Genuine line of enquiry 'libel' now
Bunch of pensioners' opinion is apparently news
Website states the obvious
Reading the news so you don't have to....
Bit of pot / kettle in high places
Size 12 is apparently 'plus-sized' now
Woman wears trousers
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Singer may or may not have a new boyfriend
Actress wears coat
Kung-fu pensioner
Deplorable fuckends: 6
Celebrity drinks a milkshake!
Misleading headline belittles family tragedy
Diana Watch, day 50: still 'dead'
English still terribly English
The future is literally shit!
Undercover cops should probably stop fucking suspects
Unmanned drone heroically bombs target
Genuine line of enquiry 'libel' now
Bunch of pensioners' opinion is apparently news
Website states the obvious
Reading the news so you don't have to....
Monday, 28 October 2013
The news in brief 28th October 2013
The news in brief:
4 confirmed fatalities
Homes destroyed
625,000 families without power
Twitter users crack jokes about it
US a bit red-faced
Deplorable shitcunts: 8
Diana Watch, day 49: 'pretty sure she's dead'
Man 'fucking stupid'
Thing cost more in other countries
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Opinion piece states the obvious
News website reads our Terms and Conditions for us
Celebrity's jumper rides up a bit
Mediocre TV show gets a reboot
PM states the obvious
Singer doesn't wear make up
Newspaper's love affair with Aldi continues
Woman apparently not entitled to her opinion
Drugs are bad for you
Things cost less in other countries
Family break up our business now
Think tanks states the obvious
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4 confirmed fatalities
Homes destroyed
625,000 families without power
Twitter users crack jokes about it
US a bit red-faced
Deplorable shitcunts: 8
Diana Watch, day 49: 'pretty sure she's dead'
Man 'fucking stupid'
Thing cost more in other countries
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Opinion piece states the obvious
News website reads our Terms and Conditions for us
Celebrity's jumper rides up a bit
Mediocre TV show gets a reboot
PM states the obvious
Singer doesn't wear make up
Newspaper's love affair with Aldi continues
Woman apparently not entitled to her opinion
Drugs are bad for you
Things cost less in other countries
Family break up our business now
Think tanks states the obvious
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Sunday, 27 October 2013
The news in brief 27th October 2013:
The news in brief celebrity special:
No-one injured in minor prang
Newly engaged woman shows off ring
Family exercises together
Man and woman may or may not be couple
Family takes a holiday
News reader did something legal years ago
Woman wears dress
Professional saucepot whores it up again
Pregnant couple excited
Stop the press: two women who know each other go to same party
Woman does not live up to newspaper's narrow definition of beauty
Older woman does live up to newspaper's narrow definition of beauty
Man has muscles
Man goes to work
Shock: Paparazzi photographs celebrity wearing scruffy clothes
Little boy wears superhero tee-shirt
Wondering why any of this shit is news so you don't have to...
No-one injured in minor prang
Newly engaged woman shows off ring
Family exercises together
Man and woman may or may not be couple
Family takes a holiday
News reader did something legal years ago
Woman wears dress
Professional saucepot whores it up again
Pregnant couple excited
Stop the press: two women who know each other go to same party
Woman does not live up to newspaper's narrow definition of beauty
Older woman does live up to newspaper's narrow definition of beauty
Man has muscles
Man goes to work
Shock: Paparazzi photographs celebrity wearing scruffy clothes
Little boy wears superhero tee-shirt
Wondering why any of this shit is news so you don't have to...
The news in brief 26th October 2013
The news in brief how-cute-are-they special:
Baby ducklings play on a water slide
Going awwwwwwwww so you don't have to...
Baby ducklings play on a water slide
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Saturday, 26 October 2013
Friday, 25 October 2013
The news in brief 25th October 2013
The news in brief:
Light transit railways upsets all of Tyne and Wear
You-know-who still missing
Scotland's economy lives to fight another day
Diana Watch, day 46: 'still dead'
Great British public remembers about the badgers
Things are kinda looking up
Think-tank states the obvious
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Top doctor suggests nanny state
Murdering bastard imprisoned
Opinions divided: bitches stop fucking
Watson and Crick strike again
Another non-abduction abduction
Hereditary titles splash baby with magic water
House for sale
Deplorable Horsefuckers: 4
Man plans on retiring
We're going to have some weather
Woman doesn't wear make up
Reading the news so you don't have to...
Thursday, 24 October 2013
The news in brief 24th October 2013
The news in brief in-a-not-too-distant-future special:
US city goes bankrupt
Old Detroit franchised to amoral corporation
Enforcement droid unveiled
Board member killed in tragic accident
Bank robbery - money burned
Man flung at police car
Police corner gang in old iron factory
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Policewoman wounded
Policeman killed
Amoral corporation releases cyborg policeman
Diana Watch, day 7300: hopefully dead this time
Cyborg policeman cleans up city
Cyborg policeman storms meth lab - conspiracy uncovered
Dead or alive you're coming with me
Robot throw down ruins corporate building
Murdered father avenges himself
Terrible sequels
Wishing I was watching Robocop so you don't have to....
Wednesday, 23 October 2013
The news in brief 23rd October 2013
The news in brief:
Newspaper spreads racial intolerance
British public already made up its mind about ethnic group it just learned about
Arachnid invasion!
No you-know-who stories today
Pretty baker is pretty smart too
Baby christened
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Bigoted police might be a touch overzealous
Family thankful to Watson and Crick
Stuff in space is pretty far away
Christened child has god parents
Deplorable horsefucker count: 7
Apparently people's tweets count as news now
Diana Watch, day 45: still 'dead'
Hypersensitive airbags scupper cars
MPs make knee-jerk decisions
Paparazzi intrudes on father/son moment
Paparazzi intrudes on mother/daughter moment
Model whores it up a bit
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Tuesday, 22 October 2013
The news in brief 22nd October 2013
The news in brief:
Wait, I though a 14-year-old couldn't be predatory?!
Business takes flack for not parenting for us
Politician ignores facts
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Armchair baking aficionados freak out
You-know-who still missing
Inflammatory hate wagons a 'bad idea'
Diana Watch, day 44: still pretty dead
Old lady has a day out
CONSUME! Your tablet PC just isn't thin enough anymore
Nation reverts to bronze aged morality
Steroids are bad, mmmkay
News website puts 'graphic content' warning after graphic content
News pundit does a little sick in mouth
Idiot is jailed for fucking stupidy
Man makes profit on house sale
(this is even less newsworthy when the news yesterday was that house prices were up...)
Some celebrities do some everyday stuff
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Wait, I though a 14-year-old couldn't be predatory?!
Business takes flack for not parenting for us
Politician ignores facts
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Armchair baking aficionados freak out
You-know-who still missing
Inflammatory hate wagons a 'bad idea'
Diana Watch, day 44: still pretty dead
Old lady has a day out
CONSUME! Your tablet PC just isn't thin enough anymore
Nation reverts to bronze aged morality
Steroids are bad, mmmkay
News website puts 'graphic content' warning after graphic content
News pundit does a little sick in mouth
Idiot is jailed for fucking stupidy
Man makes profit on house sale
(this is even less newsworthy when the news yesterday was that house prices were up...)
Some celebrities do some everyday stuff
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Monday, 21 October 2013
The news in brief 21st October 2013
The news in brief 21st October 2013:
Nuclear power plant will solve all of our problems
Scientists find cure for distinguishedness
Nuclear power plant will ruin us all
You-know-who still missing
Fracking seems like small potatoes now, huh?
Tasty apples more popular than sour bastards
Social media giant suggests people need to see shit in order to condemn it
House prices are up - hooray!
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Tragic council fuck up
US president has ninja reflexes
Diana Watch, day 43: still pretty dead
Another business doesn't know how Twitter works
House prices are up - booooo!
Celebrities wear monster make up for Hallowe'en
Exercise is good for you
Professional tart whores it up again
Woman wears a dress
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Sunday, 20 October 2013
The news in brief 20th October 2013
The news in brief celebrity special:
Barbie looks different without her make up
Woman wears trousers
TV show gets a new series
Website confuses product promotion for news
Paparazzi thinks holiday maker's tits are our business
Dancer releases calender
Newspaper confuses product promotion for news
Sexually active, breeding-aged woman pregnant
Woman goes jogging
Two unrelated woman wear kinda similar dresses
Newspaper stretches definition of 'same'
Woman has big handbag
Latin dancing is a bit racy
Musician states the obvious
Man does his job
Overblown, saccharine, nauseating, karaoke teen drama pretty much condones drug abuse
Overblown, saccharine, nauseating, karaoke teen drama set to finish
Action man looks different with make up
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Barbie looks different without her make up
Woman wears trousers
TV show gets a new series
Website confuses product promotion for news
Paparazzi thinks holiday maker's tits are our business
Dancer releases calender
Newspaper confuses product promotion for news
Sexually active, breeding-aged woman pregnant
Woman goes jogging
Two unrelated woman wear kinda similar dresses
Newspaper stretches definition of 'same'
Woman has big handbag
Latin dancing is a bit racy
Musician states the obvious
Man does his job
Overblown, saccharine, nauseating, karaoke teen drama pretty much condones drug abuse
Overblown, saccharine, nauseating, karaoke teen drama set to finish
Action man looks different with make up
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Saturday, 19 October 2013
The news in brief 19th October 2013
The news in brief who-gives-a-shit special:
Driving instructor doesn't recognise Adele
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Driving instructor doesn't recognise Adele
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Friday, 18 October 2013
The news in brief 18th October 2013
The news in brief:
Vote to divide our Great Nation (and pocket £1.30 per week)
Scotland might have to start paying for prescriptions mind.
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Study suggests babies like peekaboo
You-know-who still missing
Intolerant bigot takes to the streets
Twins are not the same person
Diana Watch, day 40: We checked Wikipedia, still dead
MP suggest we should look after each other
Missing girl found, but newspaper makes it all about you-know-who...
Boris Johnson is not responsible for bicycle accidents any more than Halfords is. Dumb fucks
Prime Minister doesn't mention jumpers
Newspaper apparently hasn't read the Encyclopaedia Britannica page about False Widow spiders
Woman shops at Poundland
Drugged up megafan attacks director whose films keep their favourite franchise going. Irony lost
Autumnal weather forecast
Celebrity couple splits
Someone finally asked pregnant MP her opinion
Singer eats a sweet
Remember - it's okay to bully gingers (apparently)
Paper fawns over youthful megastar
Aged celebrity looks pretty old to me
Woman wears neutral colours
Headline announces England team's 'secret weapon'
Definition of 'secret' becomes lost in translation
Plebgate - don't say sorry unless you mean it
Crimean Astrophysical Observatory says 1:63000 odds asteroid might hit us.
NASA says no
Reading the news so you don't have to...
Vote to divide our Great Nation (and pocket £1.30 per week)
Scotland might have to start paying for prescriptions mind.
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Study suggests babies like peekaboo
You-know-who still missing
Intolerant bigot takes to the streets
Twins are not the same person
Diana Watch, day 40: We checked Wikipedia, still dead
MP suggest we should look after each other
Missing girl found, but newspaper makes it all about you-know-who...
Boris Johnson is not responsible for bicycle accidents any more than Halfords is. Dumb fucks
Prime Minister doesn't mention jumpers
Newspaper apparently hasn't read the Encyclopaedia Britannica page about False Widow spiders
Woman shops at Poundland
Drugged up megafan attacks director whose films keep their favourite franchise going. Irony lost
Autumnal weather forecast
Celebrity couple splits
Someone finally asked pregnant MP her opinion
Singer eats a sweet
Remember - it's okay to bully gingers (apparently)
Paper fawns over youthful megastar
Aged celebrity looks pretty old to me
Woman wears neutral colours
Headline announces England team's 'secret weapon'
Definition of 'secret' becomes lost in translation
Plebgate - don't say sorry unless you mean it
Crimean Astrophysical Observatory says 1:63000 odds asteroid might hit us.
NASA says no
Reading the news so you don't have to...
Thursday, 17 October 2013
The news in brief 17th October 2013
The news in brief:
Attention seeking hyper-bitch is at it again
Deplorable thundercunt steals, defrauds, then cripples a charity
Man eats chicken in Nandos
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Pregnant woman stands up for a bit
Diana Watch, day 39: 'still' dead
Dysfunctional school is dysfunctional
You-know-who still missing
Policeman doesn't arrest man for not breaking the law
Business transaction occurs
Shit parents are shits
Woman wears bikini
Psychic predicts her own predictable death
Businesses compete for business
Self-righteous pricks confess crimes on TV
Woman goes for brunch
The Yeti might just be real!
Man catches fish
Celebrity releases book
Utility company has apparently never used Twitter before
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Attention seeking hyper-bitch is at it again
Deplorable thundercunt steals, defrauds, then cripples a charity
Man eats chicken in Nandos
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Pregnant woman stands up for a bit
Diana Watch, day 39: 'still' dead
Dysfunctional school is dysfunctional
You-know-who still missing
Policeman doesn't arrest man for not breaking the law
Business transaction occurs
Shit parents are shits
Woman wears bikini
Psychic predicts her own predictable death
Businesses compete for business
Self-righteous pricks confess crimes on TV
Woman goes for brunch
The Yeti might just be real!
Man catches fish
Celebrity releases book
Utility company has apparently never used Twitter before
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Wednesday, 16 October 2013
The news in brief 16th October 2013
The news in brief:
America decides to play nice.
World's economy climbs down from the ceiling
Diana Watch, day 38: still 'dead'
Feminist group argues for woman to be treated differently
Men are evil and are the source of all crime
More people have jobs - UK still not happy
Brits are cheeky buggers
Woman wears boots
Standing up is good for you
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
You-know-who still missing
Woman had a shit job once
Crime Lords promise to be dicks
Family has more kids than they can afford
Great British public really hate pretty baker
Man cuts off own nose to spite face
Determined not to give companies money - by leeching off other people
Paparazzi intrude on family moment
Celeb wears slutty dress
Model whips her top off again
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America decides to play nice.
World's economy climbs down from the ceiling
Diana Watch, day 38: still 'dead'
Feminist group argues for woman to be treated differently
Men are evil and are the source of all crime
More people have jobs - UK still not happy
Brits are cheeky buggers
Woman wears boots
Standing up is good for you
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
You-know-who still missing
Woman had a shit job once
Crime Lords promise to be dicks
Family has more kids than they can afford
Great British public really hate pretty baker
Man cuts off own nose to spite face
Determined not to give companies money - by leeching off other people
Paparazzi intrude on family moment
Celeb wears slutty dress
Model whips her top off again
Reading the news so you don't have to...
Tuesday, 15 October 2013
The news in brief 15th October 2013
The news in brief:
Rihanna gets Thailand arrested
Man does his job
Clangers!
Grammar Nazis take over school, yeah
Hilarious driving mishap
Iran executes criminal twice
Clangers!
Oxford University asks some hard questions
Cabbage is good for you
U.S. still closed; world economy shits itself
Diana Watch, day 37: 'still dead'
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Airbrushing still sets unrealistic expectations
Police no longer looking for a man carrying child
Police now looking for man carrying blonde child
Clangers!
Activist mistakes hypothesis for evidence
Magazine editor barely restrains facial tourettes
Paparazzi intrudes on family holiday
Celebrity baker suggest you can be young, pretty AND good at something
Man buys puppies
Clangers!
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Rihanna gets Thailand arrested
Man does his job
Clangers!
Grammar Nazis take over school, yeah
Hilarious driving mishap
Iran executes criminal twice
Clangers!
Oxford University asks some hard questions
Cabbage is good for you
U.S. still closed; world economy shits itself
Diana Watch, day 37: 'still dead'
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Airbrushing still sets unrealistic expectations
Police no longer looking for a man carrying child
Police now looking for man carrying blonde child
Clangers!
Activist mistakes hypothesis for evidence
Magazine editor barely restrains facial tourettes
Paparazzi intrudes on family holiday
Celebrity baker suggest you can be young, pretty AND good at something
Man buys puppies
Clangers!
Reading the news so you don't have to...
Monday, 14 October 2013
The news in brief 14th October 2013
The news in brief:
Mild euphoria as the News in Brief returns
News pundit has forgotten the meaning of 'sleep'
Despite a week off, religion's bodycount continues to mount
Diana Watch, day 36: 'still dead'
Health and fucking safety
High-fives are totally dangerous
Celebrity baker speaks common sense
Outraged Daily Mail readers miss the point
America still closed. Please leave a message with Australia and they'll get back to you.
Republicans really must hate health care. Brits and Canadians baffled.
Woman goes for jog
E-fits kinda look like Chuckle Brothers
Reykjavik has lots of writers
Headmaster has stupid ideas
Nation wonders 'who still uses paper invites anyway?'
Kate Winslet looks nice
Opinions divided - Parents of missing girl kinda responsible?
Crimewatch Special: seems family didn't spend a lot time together on family holiday
Crimewatch Special: how long does it take to eat tapas?
Crimewatch Special: average sized man with brown hair carried child near crèche
Old lady's heating bills soar
Woman in warm coat shocker
Celebrity may have been air brushed
MP needs 'sensitivity training'
Jimmy Savile responsible for every crime since 1926
Reading the news so you don't have to...
Mild euphoria as the News in Brief returns
News pundit has forgotten the meaning of 'sleep'
Despite a week off, religion's bodycount continues to mount
Diana Watch, day 36: 'still dead'
Health and fucking safety
High-fives are totally dangerous
Celebrity baker speaks common sense
Outraged Daily Mail readers miss the point
America still closed. Please leave a message with Australia and they'll get back to you.
Republicans really must hate health care. Brits and Canadians baffled.
Woman goes for jog
E-fits kinda look like Chuckle Brothers
Reykjavik has lots of writers
Headmaster has stupid ideas
Nation wonders 'who still uses paper invites anyway?'
Kate Winslet looks nice
Opinions divided - Parents of missing girl kinda responsible?
Crimewatch Special: seems family didn't spend a lot time together on family holiday
Crimewatch Special: how long does it take to eat tapas?
Crimewatch Special: average sized man with brown hair carried child near crèche
Old lady's heating bills soar
Woman in warm coat shocker
Celebrity may have been air brushed
MP needs 'sensitivity training'
Jimmy Savile responsible for every crime since 1926
Reading the news so you don't have to...
Tuesday, 8 October 2013
The news in brief 8th October 2013
No news in brief for a few days. Mother and baby are doing fine but no time to read a dozen different news websites and watch hours of television... normal service to resume next week.
Sunday, 6 October 2013
The news in brief 6th October 2013
The news in brief celebrity special:
Artists compete for number one slot
Singer releases album
Book goes on sale
85 year old takes a sick day
Mother and daughter go to party
Paparazzi exposes woman drinking juice
Nothing compares 2 Unsolicited advice, apart from racial slurs and abuse apparently
Man goes shirtless
Celebrity dancers wear skimpy dresses
Miley Cyrus states the obvious
Woman may or may not have tattoo
Couple gets married
Woman wears nice blouse
Actress wears sweater
Paparazzi catches woman walking dog
Actress wears red
Downton is on the telly tonight
Reading the news so you don't have to...
Artists compete for number one slot
Singer releases album
Book goes on sale
85 year old takes a sick day
Mother and daughter go to party
Paparazzi exposes woman drinking juice
Nothing compares 2 Unsolicited advice, apart from racial slurs and abuse apparently
Man goes shirtless
Celebrity dancers wear skimpy dresses
Miley Cyrus states the obvious
Woman may or may not have tattoo
Couple gets married
Woman wears nice blouse
Actress wears sweater
Paparazzi catches woman walking dog
Actress wears red
Downton is on the telly tonight
Reading the news so you don't have to...
Saturday, 5 October 2013
The news in brief 5th October 2013
The news in brief no-shit-Sherlock special:
Chicken nuggets are not good for you
Wondering why this is news, so you don't have to...
Chicken nuggets are not good for you
Wondering why this is news, so you don't have to...
Friday, 4 October 2013
Thursday, 3 October 2013
The news in brief 3rd October 2013
The news in brief:
Nothing compares 2 Unsolicited advice
Fry ups cause babies
The Internet is full of porn and pictures of kittens
Diana Watch, day 25: still 'dead'
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
UK forgets about Syria, fracking and badger culls as lottery price doubles
Students are mucky pups
Newspaper says sorry
US government still closed, please leave any packages with Canada...
Driver overreacts to fairly minor event
Supermarket in bother for keeping security room locked
Pound shop sells useless tat
Sleep is bad for you
Family tragedy is apparently news now
Public outraged by sound medical advice
Woman wears dress
Family breakup is apparently our business now
Newspaper slams very talented singer for her clothes
Actors act in film
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Nothing compares 2 Unsolicited advice
Fry ups cause babies
The Internet is full of porn and pictures of kittens
Diana Watch, day 25: still 'dead'
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
UK forgets about Syria, fracking and badger culls as lottery price doubles
Students are mucky pups
Newspaper says sorry
US government still closed, please leave any packages with Canada...
Driver overreacts to fairly minor event
Supermarket in bother for keeping security room locked
Pound shop sells useless tat
Sleep is bad for you
Family tragedy is apparently news now
Public outraged by sound medical advice
Woman wears dress
Family breakup is apparently our business now
Newspaper slams very talented singer for her clothes
Actors act in film
Reading the news so you don't have to...
Wednesday, 2 October 2013
The news in brief 2nd October 2013
The news in brief:
60-year-old diary entry suddenly relevant
Jibes about dead parents apparently count as politics now
Newspaper forgets its Nazi origins
Popular newspaper doesn't understand the association fallacy.
Conservatives promise economic ruin for all
Baby tiger!
US government still closed
700,000 families still up shit creek
Brits and Canadians baffled
Diana Watch, day 24: 'still dead'
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Extremist group lowers its entry requirements
Exercise is good for you
Anecdotal evidence is apparently news now
Demure suit is deemed a bit racy
Breakfast is good for you
Woman wears belt more than once
Paparazzi invade family day out - and judges mum's clothes
Miley Cyrus might be part snake
Dinosaur Erotica is a thing now
Woman wears dress
Man's paternity questioned
Reading the news so you don't have to...
60-year-old diary entry suddenly relevant
Jibes about dead parents apparently count as politics now
Newspaper forgets its Nazi origins
Popular newspaper doesn't understand the association fallacy.
Conservatives promise economic ruin for all
Baby tiger!
US government still closed
700,000 families still up shit creek
Brits and Canadians baffled
Diana Watch, day 24: 'still dead'
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Extremist group lowers its entry requirements
Exercise is good for you
Anecdotal evidence is apparently news now
Demure suit is deemed a bit racy
Breakfast is good for you
Woman wears belt more than once
Paparazzi invade family day out - and judges mum's clothes
Miley Cyrus might be part snake
Dinosaur Erotica is a thing now
Woman wears dress
Man's paternity questioned
Reading the news so you don't have to...
Tuesday, 1 October 2013
The news in brief 1st October 2013
The news in brief:
Great British public wants change, just so long as it's not them who has to change
World confused by baffling US system
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Man doesn't have cancer
Anything other than 9 to 5 is a bit too much like hard work
Conflict continues in Syria, no-one cares as Western nation has tiff
Sweden is just great
'Pantomime villain' upset that he wasn't taken seriously
Fictional character may be killed off
Couples split costs
Robot can do Rubik's cube really fast
Opinion: Belgium a bit keen with the euthanasia
Hoovering is bad for you
Diana Watch, day 23: 'still dead'
Compost is bad for you
Family tragedy is apparently our business
Man who doesn't buy something has no idea how much that thing costs...
Opinion: Baby factories are a very bad thing
DIY is bad for you
We're gonna have some weather
Woman wears dress
Paparazzi intrude on family holiday
Men look good in suits
Single person goes out
Reading the news so you don't have to...
Great British public wants change, just so long as it's not them who has to change
World confused by baffling US system
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Man doesn't have cancer
Anything other than 9 to 5 is a bit too much like hard work
Conflict continues in Syria, no-one cares as Western nation has tiff
Sweden is just great
'Pantomime villain' upset that he wasn't taken seriously
Fictional character may be killed off
Couples split costs
Robot can do Rubik's cube really fast
Opinion: Belgium a bit keen with the euthanasia
Hoovering is bad for you
Diana Watch, day 23: 'still dead'
Compost is bad for you
Family tragedy is apparently our business
Man who doesn't buy something has no idea how much that thing costs...
Opinion: Baby factories are a very bad thing
DIY is bad for you
We're gonna have some weather
Woman wears dress
Paparazzi intrude on family holiday
Men look good in suits
Single person goes out
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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