The news in brief:
Nurses be busy, yo
Tokyo celebrates massive financial burden
Frivolous lawsuit
Old couple go out
Doctors should probably talk good England
Britain suggests you can help people without bombing them
Scientists use twitter to figure out UK's mood
Stout advert yanks nation's heartstrings *sob*
Man gives daughter away at wedding
Princess Diana still dead
Armed guards don't recognise member of royal family
Scaremongering newspaper spreads unsubstantiated fear
Pope suggests bombing people is a Bad Idea
Man attends family event
News website runs advert for legal tax avoidance firm. Irony missed
Juice is as bad for you as aids (or something like that)
Celebrity harlot still making headlines
Hillsborough jokes are NOT funny. But neither is censorship
Pope calls gay priest to tell him to chill out and be himself
Fish might have died
Reading the news so you don't have to....
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