The news in brief celebrity special:
Family uses public transport
Family visits sick friend
Woman goes out with friend
Breaking news: man changes hair colour
Woman wears dress
Man caught going to work
Woman wears bikini
Couple goes on holiday TOGETHER
Celebrity couple have the audacity to not look happy 100% of the time
Couple goes outside
Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty
Pregnant women looks a bit pregnant
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Stop the press: woman has boobs
Author writes book
Woman wears gym clothes TO THE GYM
Woman updates social media
Singer makes a shit load of money
Newsflash: woman stops to buy fruit juice
Woman's shirt is inexplicably newsworthy
Nudes in brief: Ola Jordan
And finally: newspaper continues to print photos of other people's kids
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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