The news in brief Star Wars Special:
Rebels captured
Senate dissolved
Droids missing
Secret plans stolen
Look sir, droids!
Farmers murdered
Old man indoctrinates grieving child
These are not the droids you're looking for
Smuggler escapes capture
Defensive installation tested successfully on hostile target
Rebel leader liberated from space station
Grieving child promptly forgets murdered foster parents
Rebels destroy space station - millions murdered
No medal for Chewbacca
Reading the news from a long time ago, far far away so you don't have to...
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