The news in brief 12th August 2013

The news in brief:

Fracking is a 'good thing'
Labour minister pisses off supermarket
98 year old dies
Utility company wants more money
British Public 'too dumb to choose own snacks'
Government getting a bit Falklands-y over Gibraltar
Religions bodycount continues to mount
He's not the Messiah and you're a very naughty boy
Celebrity wears new make up

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