The news in brief 14th July 2016

Today’s pokénews in brief:

Internet still obsessed with new mobile app, almost to the exclusion of all other content

Nintendo not actually responsible for sex offenders

Nintendo not actually responsible for body dumps

Child’s game inexplicably more popular than porn

Nintendo not actually responsible for dangerous driving

Nintendo not actually responsible for muggings

Christians try to take advantage of Pokémon Go  

Nintendo not actually responsible for insensitive bastards disrespecting memorials  

Wild speculation about how Pokémon Go can be manipulated by paedophiles

Nintendo not actually responsible for cliffs, gravity or human stupidity

Unfounded fearmongering about how Pokémon Go can be manipulated by ISIS

Nintendo helps people with mental health issues feel better

Birmingham plans to ban Pokémon Go

Study states the obvious: people really like this Pokémon thing

Nudes in brief: Pokémon dicks pics   

And finally: something about a new government

Gotta read ‘em all so you don’t have to....